Pimping Ain’t Easy and Other News

-Former Titans RB Chris Johnson is pimping himself out to the Cowboys now(tmz.com)

-I guess the Seahawks were too busy to watch the NFLs PSA on domestic violence(deadspin.com)

-Is WR Julian Edelman is trying to get cut by the Patriots?(sob.com)

-The QB always gets all the perks(to.com)

-Most NFL players do not spend their whole careers with one team(bso.com)

Paint By Numbers and Other News

-J.J. Watt is now having portraits of him painted(deadspin.com)

-Musician John Legend is the latest to accuse Bill Belichick of Spygate(uproxx.com)

-Patriots QB Tom Brady will not be outdone by J.J. Watt(sob.com)

-Can the Titans please trade 1st round picks with the Raiders?(sob.com)

-Two girls, one cake(to.com)

Twerking Gronks and Other News

-A family that twerks together, stays together(deadspin.com)

-RB Frank Gore’s time as an Eagle immortalized in a video tribute(youtube.com)

-The 49ers continue to try and win with class(nbcbayarea.com)

-Texans DE Jadeveon Clowney isn’t very good with animals(tbl.com)

-Nothing says join us for a good time like a picture of Bill Belichick(tbl.com)

Finger-Licking Good and Other News

-Patriots coach Bill Belichick, finger-licking good(vine.com)

-Apparently a picture isn’t worth a thousand words at the NFL Combine(deadspin.com)

-Could Cowboys WR Dez Bryant be the next Ray Rice?(deadspin.com)

-At least Matt Millen made one good decision as Lions GM(lbs.com)

-Here’s how you know your chance of being drafted might be in the crapper(pfz.com)

Torch. O and Other News

-Comedian Daniel Tosh puts a torch to the Patriots legacy(youtube.com)

-Who is Redskins QB Robert Griffin III’s trainer?(deadspin.com)

-HOFer Warren Sapp is now an amateur filmmaker(azcentral.com)

-This Ferrari now has the same value as a Yugo(bso.com)

-Broncos TE Julius Thomas has daddy issues(lbs.com)

Protect The Shield and Other News

-The NFL investigates the NFL, shockingly(sic) finds out they have done nothing wrong(deadspin.com)

-Who would win a fight between a football player and baseball player?  We now have an answer(tbl.com)

-Being drunk is the only way I could attend a parent teacher conference(tbl.com)

-Former Dolphins coach Don Shula is not a fan of Bill Belichick(bso.com)

-F**k the St. Louis Rams and their Twitter account(bleacherreport.com)

Forecasts and Other News

-Patriots coach Bill Belichick gets shamed by The Weather Channel(youtube.com)

-Does anyone have room for another “Refrigerator” in their house?(wistv.com)

-Former NFL QB Drew Bledsoe goes biblical when talking about quarterbacking for the Jets(larrybrownsports.com)

-It doesn’t look like the Giants can “score” off the field either(bso.com)

-Better get your popcorn ready for Celebrity Apprentice this year(tmz.com)

Fore and Other News

-Seahawks RB Marshawn Lynch looks more Charles Barkley than Beast Mode(terezowens.com)

 Beast Mode Swing

-It might be time to change your name when the WWE is making fun of you(youtube.com)

-Former Colts WR Hank Baskett has allegedly been working on his ball handling skills after his SB fumble(thesuperficial.com)

-Did any of you know that Bill Belichick was Croatian?(foxsports.com)

-Texans RB Arian Foster would be a natural as a spokesperson for a condom company(tmz.com)

Half Baked and Other News

-With Bill Belichick’s cooking skills, maybe  a bake sale isn’t such a bad idea(bleacherreport.com)

-The NFL continues cracking down on their biggest problem.  Concussions?  No, endzone celebrations(cbslocal.com)

-Patriots coach Bill Belichick does not want to be considered as part of the crowd(yahoo.com)

-If you are going to have a self-righteous rant on Twitter, make sure you have the right team(bso.com)

-We don’t need to know if your starting QB is comfortable having pregnancy sex(people.com)


Boot Stomping and Other News

-If you know or care who Bootsy Collins is, he made a Xmas song about Peyton Manning(youtube.com)

-The Seahawks,shutout of the Giants was CAR-ma(thenewstribune.com)

-Maybe Peyton Manning could give his wife credit for his playoff failures too(yahoo.com)

-Just another Patriots fan enjoying some sushi before the game against the Dolphins(thebiglead.com)

-Redskins HC Mike Shanahan just ruined Xmas(usatoday.com)

-Even the best coach in football is p***y-whipped(barstoolsports.com)